I said in my last post that I switched to Team Emmett. Still going strong on that one, although, during the watching of the movie, I had a couple of temporary switches.In no particular order:
Team Sam
Team Alice
Team Jasper
Team Aro
Team Jane
Team Victoria
My summation of the characters and the movie through the characters:
Bella: I'm Bella and I'm so emo.
Edward: I cry when I kiss my girlfriend.
Emmett: I am not in this movie enough.
Rosalie: I'm too pretty to act.
Alice: I'm supposed to be all fashionable, but they dressed me in a bag. How can I be cute in a BAG?!
Jasper: After wanting to eat Bella, I get to say two funny lines.
Mike: I'm a little pudgy, like a puppy, and just as persistent.
Jacob: I try to speak with a deeper voice than I already have so that I may appear to be sexier through all this disgusting hair.
Marcus and Caius: I like to act bad and look funny.
Aro: I'm sexy in all my creepiness.
Jane: I make this movie.
Laurent: I'm from da islands, man, not France!
Victoria: I'm the one redhead that men want.
Jessica: I get to be superficial comic relief.
I actually really enjoyed the movie. Much, much better than Twilight. I laughed in the right places this time and really had much less running criticism this go round than the first movie. They had some elements included that I thought were very important and excluded or badly done in Twilight. I would pay to go see it again in the theater. Now that I know that in order to be a vampire, you have to look like you need to use the bathroom all the time, it won't be so distracting.
4 stars